Woman of Dark Desires: Archive

I'm going away till sunday.

So no posts from me till then :( Hope you all have a great new years! Get smashed! lol :P

Dec 30th

“That’s where you’re wrong. There were actually dinosaurs in 1944! I...”

– Michelle I can’t stop laughing! Lars the dinosaur fish! ahahaha

Dec 30th

RT @holycheeseballs: Addicted to iSnack sandwiches. Christ, what has become of me?

Dec 30th

Going to Paynesville for NYE tonight XD Sit on the beach and watch fireworks :)

Dec 30th

2 tags

Dec 29th

I would say something about the rev, but i’ll probably offend someone, so I’ll wait a couple of months :)

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

So, here is how it goes, You tag five people on...

happychap: takenoprisoners: sweetcatastrophes:ayyonikkib:brittneyy:kiiirrrstennn:emergencyroomromantic: :D Well, first, like Brigette, I got moved up a grade too, and I’m also the youngest in my grade. I’m not getting my L’s until year twelve. SUX BRO. I started working 10 days after I turned 13 and since then I have had three jobs. Each of them gets progressively worse. I’m...

Dec 27th

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Homer Simpson’s Words of Wisdom D’oh! When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle - they’re on TV! Bingo! I love that game, but I can’t remember what to say when you win. Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life’s problems. What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to...

Dec 27th

my last fb status was a bit depressing, stfu its how i feel

Dec 27th

just watch an interview with Steve Irwin. World isn’t the same without him..

Dec 27th

i was born in the wrong decade!

Dec 27th

my last fb status was a bit depressing, stfu its how i feel

Dec 27th

just watch an interview with Steve Irwin. World isn’t the same without him..

Dec 27th

I was born in wrong decade!

Dec 27th

i was born in the wrong decade!

Dec 27th

I want a snuggie. Just so i can say “snuffy is in the snuggie” :)

Dec 27th

“God damn, I’m born 1985, and I think I should have been born in the 1970’s, I like the 90’s music, clothes and movies, I just was a little young to understand them back then:) Anyone here feels the same? Everything today is so boring, music sounds like sheesh and it’s all sounding the same, movies are hollywood crap with great special fx (and nothing else), I hate...

Dec 27th

Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 25th

reblog if you have a xbox 360

(via swinglifeaway11)

Dec 25th

yay it's christmas!

XD :D merry chistmas everyone!

Dec 23rd

Tell mum I don’t want to have kids because when my nephews are over I get really stressed out and don’t think i would be a good parent. And mum said… “You would make a great parent. Your just worried because you know what a big responsibility kids are, and that’s a good thing” Sometimes SOMETIMES parents say something you needed to hear :)

Dec 23rd

Tell mum I don’t want to have kids because when my nephews are over I get really stressed out and don’t think i would be a good parent. And mum said… “You would make a great parent. Your just worried because you know what a big responsibility kids are, and that’s a good thing” Sometimes SOMETIMES parents say something you needed to hear :)

Dec 23rd

I don't think i want kids.

js. Meh. I’ll probably change my mind when I’m married.. #randomthoughts

Dec 23rd

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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: All of them. One to screw in the lightbulb, while the rest brag to each other about how they were changing lightbulbs before it was cool.

Dec 23rd

On the twelfth day of Christmas my Tumblr gave to...

albustumbledore: khallelalaine: perfecting-failure: steffr: crunkitupkait: asianxsensation: ifucktits: laineyylestat: jackiejeneanne: lorendarling: yankeegirl: spazzingforperfection: mrtumnus: livetoinfinity: vacantheart Twelve year-olds bitching Eleven dressed up babies Ten cats a-lawling Nine pics of GaGa Eight awesome mixtapes Seven gifs a-dancing Six racist comments Five brand new...

Dec 23rd

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