December 2011
“People are scared of female sexuality. People don’t realize women masturbate. I...”
– feministhistorian.
*not all women can become pregnant and not all people who can become pregnant are women.
someone wanted this to be rebloggable.
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose...
Me: You mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: Yeah basically
Me: Doesn't taste like..
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Me: Whoops.
selfish machine.: You guys remember the puppy we... →
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Well, I took him to the vet yesterday. Got his first shots, looked for a microchip (none), and we were on our way. Last night though, he got sick a couple of times and then wouldn’t eat this morning so I took him back to the vet. She felt a…
“I am eternally, devastatingly romantic, and I thought people would see it...”
– Catherine Breillat (via mermaidveins
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I can't stop listening to Video Games by Lana Del...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO1OV5B_JDw
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